Saturday, March 04, 2006
I am Demas. Whuat has been going on here? Nothing. Practically nothing. This is a class blog, so everyone should try and post! Anyway I'm going to talk about how wonderful a blog is. A blog is a web which is easy to use. It provides interaction with other people and your personal thoughts. Let us give 3 cheers for God-knows the person who came up with blogs!
Oh today is a fine weather I can't help but view the mesmerising scenery. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous! Perfect weather for outdoor activities. No wonder no one is blogging. But I would say, you should blog because according to scientists, constant typing of words burns the calories stored in your hands. And in accordance to Miss Poh Wan Ting, posting your rants makes you feel happier and satisfied. Ain't that great? And so, we shall follow the Post-It rule. Simple... we just have to follow this list...
1) Demas(X)
2) Benjamin
3) Phyllis
4) Vivien
5) Crystal
6) Shafiq
7) Josephine
8) Chien Siew
9) Ai Hua
10) Wan Ting
I have already posted. So I put an 'X'. Yea, I believe this will work if you all follow it systematically. It's a continuous cycle, meaning, after Wan Ting, it will be me once more. And sure enough, this blog will be alive once more.
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I SAW A WALKING FISH!
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YES!!!
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(OH MY!)
Anyway, back to the main topic. The beautiful weather has captivated my whole attention that I am typing without concentrating. So mind me if I have written some crap(have I?) Oh yes, cheering competition is arriving. Cool-man. I will have fun torturing people again. Ha, no la. Just a simple joke. If you take it seriously, you are dumb. 'Cos I've changed into a kind, helpful, thoughtful, nice, considerate, innocent, cheerful person which I think will spite people. Greatness inspires envious, envious endengers spite, spite spawns lie! WAHAHA.
Qin Shihuang's contribution!
- He lengthened and strengthened the Great Wall of China, which defended China from being attacked by the Xiongnu and Mongols
- He made measures, coins and weights uniformed and standardised the Chinese script.
- He maintained order and stability within China
From now onwards, it's invented by me.
* He had many wives, which promoted concubinism
* He asked priests for elixirs which in turn were mercury pills.
* He danced around with little children which promoted Kiddicioucism.
Qin Shihuang's bad deeds!
- After banning confucianism, he killed those who opposed his actions.
- He forced labourers to lengthen and strengthen the great wall of china without ample supplies of necessaties.
- He was too strict and people were beheaded for negligible rule-breaking.
From now onwards, it's all invented by me, me!
* He slapped Benjamin and Jane with equal amount of force, causing disputes
* He kicked Vivien, making her to puke
* He stabbed commoners, promoting assassination(??)
That's all for today. Benjamin, your turn to blog!
I ended my speech here :D